Sunday, September 9, 2007

I just looked up "awkward" in the dictionary

Where by "looked up in the dictionary" I mean, "experienced it's grossest extreme firsthand".

A dude ripped a fart down the hall and I turned my head to look (as though I could somehow see the fart). The guy was looking around to see if anyone heard his fart.

Our eyes met.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Being Fat

I'm getting tubby. Perks of being fat:

1) The journey there.
2) Boobs.